Farewell to a Fitbit

‘Tis a bitter sweet day…


(Cue Whitney Huston’s I Will Always Love You.)


For today, I say my final goodbyes to ye auld Fitbit… We have been together for 5 long years.

But after many tears, frustrations, and super glue… it is finally time to step aside… for my New Fitbit.


Farewell Fitbit of Old… you stuck with me, thru the hard times and the good, every step of the way.

Go quiet into that good garbage can 😢…

Well, it finally happened. My ancient fitbit finally passed…
Farewell perfect figure, for why should I ever leave this chair. Farewell sunlight and birdsong, for why will I ever need go outside. Farewell wind in my hair, from power walking to keep up with others…
It’s been nice using you feet and legs, but without a fitbit, what purpose is there in walking anymore??
Rip Fitbit, may you finally find peace and motionlessness..