Female Asian Problems

Never perform the Asian Nightly Skin Care Routine infront of the guy until you’ve tied the knot.

Pre knot… He’ll think you’re totally a weirdo…

Post knot… He’ll be high fiving himself for scoring such a fresh and young looking babe!

…Until he doesn’t…

California Poppy

I love the California Poppy. Eschscholzia californica, also called Cup of Gold. Its such a simple but spunky flower. Opening up like a cup taking in the sunlight. And when the weather gets unsavory and cold, like at night, it closes up nice and tight as if saying, Eff you World, Im gonna hang out in my own space.